I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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