found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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