he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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