Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You're like the curious george of whores
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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