i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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