Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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