Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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