Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i already hear my dad disowning me
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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