my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I came so hard my ears popped.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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