i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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