operation have a gay friend backfired
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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