i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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