At least make sure they are 18
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Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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