my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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