dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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