I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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