My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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