I wannas sexs uuuuu
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
