if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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