I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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