hotel room ftw
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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