Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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