Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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