girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
