We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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