someone owes me an orgasm
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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