if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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