your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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