Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
there is puke in my bra ... again
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