Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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