belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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