She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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