Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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