Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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