no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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