Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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