Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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