Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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