Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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