Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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