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I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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