is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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