I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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