we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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