i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
There r osticjed everywhere
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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