wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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