The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Fuck me I smell like cheese
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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