I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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