: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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