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just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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