i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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