Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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