hell yes lets make some ravioli
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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