Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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