Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
