We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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