He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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