The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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